10 Bullets: Awkward Moments from Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3

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Totes Awks

Spoilers

  • The Awkward Moment when your flaming funeral arrow misses the boat coffin… three times
  • The Awkward moment when you then return to the castle to be chewed out by your nephew for being an idiot
  • The Awkward Moment when your game of political musical chairs ends with you getting a thankless job in charge of the national debt
  • The Awkward Moment when you don’t recognise that your goodbye brown bread gift is shaped like a wolf
  • The Awkward Moment when you find a pile of horse heads that Neil Buchanan of Art Attack arranged into a pretty pattern
  • The Awkward Moment when your host at the house of incest implies that you’re overweight and that your travelling companions should eat you
  • The Awkward Moment when you have to return all the whore money to your boss because you were so amazing in bed (wait, that’s not that awkward really)
  • The Awkward Moment when you offer a dying slave some water and he’s all like “naaaah”
  • The Awkward Moment when you realise that your dragon totally wasn’t worth swapping for an army of nipple-less slaves
  • The Awkward Moment when somebody chops off your hand for using the word “unbesmirched”
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