This Just In: Lucas one step closer to hell as Phantom Menace merchandise returns

It’s like the Groundhog Day alarm clock just woke me up in 1999 again. Give it a rest Lucas. Have you been hanging on to this crap for the last 13 years?

Yes, apparently someone thought to name that fish. And Qui Gon Jinn fought him with a spear. No, I don't remember that either.

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5 responses to “This Just In: Lucas one step closer to hell as Phantom Menace merchandise returns

  1. I’d managed to put all memories of Jar Jar Binks to the back of my mind but now with the stupid 3D crap I’m going to have to deal with it all over again. Someone has got to stop Lucas.

    • There’s no stopping him. The worst thing is, people will still pay to see this. I even paid him for his blurape of the originals.

  2. I don’t think The Phantom Menace is even watchable with an added dimension.

    When my friends and I saw it in the theater, I remember leaving and thinking that it had to be an elaborate practical joke.

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