Monthly Archives: January 2012

The 59 Sci-fi Challenge: #1 Akira (1988)

Akira movie 1988

See here for full details on the 59 sci-fi movie challenge.

So I finally saw Akira. It’s quite a strange, cool, trippy sci-fi movie.

It cleverly tackles subjects like the corruption of power and the nature of the universe and evolution effortlessly, while throwing up colourful and lasting images and characters. The animation is sublime and looked great with its bluray makeover, the voice-acting is passionate and the score is weirdly and unsettlingly experimental in a way that perfectly compliments the mad visuals.

The setting of New Tokyo, built from the ashes of World War III, is beautifully realised and conveys a heavy sense of dread, that probably rang even truer for this film’s post-cold war release. The Han Solo of the piece, Kaneda, has more than enough charm and cool and is the perfect foil to the maligned Tetsuo, whose fall from grace is charted roughly a million times better in two hours than, say, Anakin Skywalker’s six-hour long laugh-fest of a fall. Continue reading

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This just in: Honda ruins the 80s

I was fooled by the teaser.

So on the downside, there’s not going to be a Ferris Bueller sequel. But on the upside, there’s not going to be a Ferris Bueller sequel.

Spartacus Vengeance: New faces, same old sex and death

Psst. Did you hear the one about the Gaul and the Thracian?

I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t disconcerting to have a different voice saying Spartacus’  lines and a different face looking back at Crixus, but after an uncertain opening, this much welcome return to the sands of Capua finished with Liam McIntyre sufficiently proving himself.

The first half of this episode did feel a bit jarring. Lots of new faces (Spartacus included); no “previously on” meant I was honestly struggling to remember what had happened a lot of characters (it was two years ago) and Battiatus was sorely missed. But as we were slowly reintroduced to familiar faces, it all came flooding back and the outline for this season became clear.

This season will clearly be driven by its title, vengeance. After being absent for most of last season, the Evil Roman Dude who killed Spartacus’ wife is back. He’s been so scarce up until now that I can’t even remember his name and refuse to look it up, so Evil Roman Dude he shall be. This guy was the most hated audience target early season 1, and now he’s stepped up in Season 2 to replace the massive void that Battiatus has left.  Continue reading

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The 59 Sci-fi movies I must see before I die this year

At Christmas, I received a present of a book from the owner of this blog. It was the 101 sci-fi films one must see before one dies.

Flicking through the list, I realised how few I’d seen and wondered what the hell I’ve been doing with my life. How have I seen Weekend at Bernie’s three times, but I’ve never once seen Brazil or Logan’s Run?

So I’ve decided to set myself a challenge. There are 59 films on this list that I haven’t seen. So I am going to attempt to watch them all before I die this year, along with everyone else in the fiery inferno. I’m hoping the Aztecs will give us until New Year’s Eve. Continue reading

Hugo: Not really for kids, is it?

Hugo

This would be a great time for a hilarious clock-pun

A lot has been made of Marty Scoozazzy’s decision to turn his back on hardcore violence and embrace the kiddies (when you put it like that, it sounds a bit sinister), with critics and movie peers heaping on the praise.

Scoozazzy certainly proves himself as versatile, tackling the material with spades of enthusiasm and gorgeous visual flair. Paris is fawned over in a way that would impress Woody Allen and the setting of the train station is created with clockwork precision (see what i did there?) From the pastry shop owner’s dog to the squeak of the inspector’s fake leg to Hugo’s intimate knowledge of the crawlspaces and crannies, Scoozazzy establishes a definite sense of familiar space and setting. It feels like a thriving, bustling, ominous place to live. Continue reading

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Oscar nominations 2012: Full coverage somewhere else

So the Oscar nominations were released and you can get detailed analysis from about 10,000 different sources. So go get it.

Here we’re going to look back on the biggest Oscar snub in history. The exploding shark from Batman: The Movie not winning (or even being nominated for) a visual effects oscar in 1966.

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Dave’s Top 11 Games of ’11

Not all of these were released in 2011, but I played them in 2011. Also, I haven’t finished all of these games yet, so this is not based on an overall view of each game from start to finish, but rather my favourites based on my general sense of the game. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to finish Skyrim. Has anyone ever finished that? Does it ever end?

Top 11 Games of 2011

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Resident Evil 6 Trailer: What’s up with that?

Here’s a few things that struck me about the Resident Evil 6 trailer:

  • I have absolutely no idea what any of it was about.
  • The bits with Chris Redfield look more interesting than the bits with Leon Kennedy
  • Leon needs a new haircut
  • Leon’s voice is ridiculous
  • “This is Raccoon City all over again!” – What about that town in Spain you were in, Leon? Is it not that all over again aswell?
  • God, Leon is stupid.
  • The whole thing looks ridiculously convoluted, as per usual. It looks like they’ve taken the Call of Duty approach and crammed three or more stories into one game.
  • Shouldn’t really be taking story cues from Call of Duty.
  • Looks like you can move and shoot now. Or at least slide and shoot. About time.
  • That guy who always says “Resident Evil” in that deep voice must be starved for work.
  • But ya, looks nice and I’ll play it. Hope they make it a bit scarier than the last one though.
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The Expendables 2: A Horrible Sounding BBQ

This is Sly’s response to Aint It Cool News about The Expendables 2 having a PG-13 rating in the US:

”Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance… Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions  which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…Sly”.

What do you bring to a BBQ of ass-bashing?

Also, apparently the PG-13 is Chuck Norris’ fault.

The Expendables 2 PG13 Sly Stallone BBQ

Bring Your Own Ass

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